Dear Freshmen,
We, the tenants of 1229 Marlborough Court, understand that you are experiencing a level of freedom otherwise unknown to you. We also realize that you are exuberant in showing the glee that you feel at this new found freedom. What we would like you to realize, is that it is inappropriate to show this glee after dark, in the parking lot, through the overly loud use of your voices. We are jealous! We have to get up early in the morning, and hearing you shout to your friends about how much beer you drank at 3 am in the parking lot is so painfully wrenching, that we can’t help but wish we were carefree and still in college. But you see we are not. We have to get up every day and go to work. We need our sleep. Kindly think of us, the next time you feel like carousing in the lot past dark. We are a sorry bunch of boring adults, who would really appreciate it if you didn’t. This is why you have rented an apartment; where you can close your windows, and scream to your hearts content.
Thank you kindly,
The tenants of 1229 Marlborough Court
Posts
0 comments:
Post a Comment